They are not pressure sensitive, so punching them as though they’ve personally wronged you in some way won’t make the letters bold or something.
The good thing about most computer keyboards is that they are incredibly sensitive, so there really is no possible reason for you to be banging those keys so hard (especially the poor space-bar, chill out).
Typing as though each finger is a fucking hammer Just trim your nails – it’s the perfect cure.ġ1. The next time you see a coworker pouring quick-set grout into their ears, it probably means you’re doing it. Tap-tappy-tap-TAP-A-TAP-TAP-TAPPING your nails on the deskThere's no need for this, you lot – it does nothing but infuriate everyone in the immediate vicinity. It’s there to ease you in before you get ready to tighten your ear into a sturdy vice and jerk your head sideways really quickly12. Thankfully, it’s often quite quiet (seeing as it all goes on down by the floor), so that’s why it’s first on the list. This is a very easy habit to get sucked into, and I’m certainly guilty of it sometimes, but it can be quite a prominent office distraction. Merrily tapping your foot onto something metal under the desk
The best budget office chairs for the lucky few not heading back to the office.ġ3. The best office chairs for those who are still working from home. Forcing you to pray for your entire skull to disappear into a vortex like the house at the end of Poltergeist, just because your boss has a runny nose.īut which noises are the most ear-stabbingly annoying? Well, put your headphones in, cowboy, because we'll tell you – in order of easiest to bear, down to the very worst. Urging you to end that bloke who sits behind you because he clicks the mouse too hard. There they are, all around you, slowly scraping their claws into your misophonia, winding you up to dangerous levels of frustration and anger, making you hate the very soul of the person sitting next to you just because they’re breathing too heavily. But really, it’s the cacophonous deluge of all-pervading office sounds that have the biggest potential to ruin your da. The queue for the water machine, the over-crowded kitchen, the blocked toilet second from left in the bogs, Baz from accounts all extremely frustrating. However – and it’s a big HOWEVER – there are a great number of potentially ruinous office elements always waiting around every corner, poised and ready to ruin your day. With many of heading back in the office, it's pretty obvious that it's going to take a while for us to adjust.īut, if you can remember pre-Covid and what the world was like then, it is possible to actually enjoy a day at work.
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